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To the standing commanders and law enforcers of Bureau Aegis, to each director, manager, chief of operations employed on Concilium, to all enterprising investors with deep pockets and shallow ethics, domestic and foreign, to every mercenary, bounty hunter, and thug hired to contrast the free press, but most importantly, to all our colleagues, nay, our brothers and sisters, our kin, warcors

In Regards of MacMahogany

We shall not watch in silence from the corner as a corrupt commander, the former Shogun of Durgama Kaminull, seeks to put Macmahogany in bondage, to the point of hiring mercenaries and bounty hunters to brutalize him.

According to our sources, the bounty on his head has been unlawfully placed by a Mercenary Company Conglomerate of unknown affiliation, and signed by the Nipponese shogun in question, with no regards for law, or convention, but only for his own personal gain and amusement.

We hereby denounce this act with howling disdain. Stern action will be taken to counteract this uncivilized decision by the former Shogun of Durgama, as it will be revealed at the end of our announcement.

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A word from our sponsor

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Regarding the disappearance of Warcor Naa-Cee-El

Our scaly colleague, esteemed and respected for his skills, regardless of the risqéé nature of his employment, had recently been contacted by Bureau Aegis Law Enforcement and has been served with a questionable warrant for travel inhibition (Read Concilium Convention article 17 and 55 to see how Law Enforcement overstepped here.) He was forced against his will to lay in Edda until further notice.

Our kin as well, regardless of the color, texture or firmness of his body, Naa-Cee-El disappeared overnight during the Quantum Disturbance of the past 10th of October, later registered as the rain of glitches, which notoriously interfered with all communication and holo-devices over the whole Edda QAZ for no less than 12 hours.

Our best hounds are now on his trail, trying to reconstruct the last hours of his known life here. We have reason to suspect foul play from Lady Numiria, notoriously involved with him due to his work, in particular the steamy picture he allegedly snapped of the High Commissioner and the Umbra at the HTH Hotel. We shall push deep and hard into the matter until Numiria’s deception is split open and the truth revealed to all.

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